Accident... Opsss! I was facebook-ing!

Bonjour! Comment allez-vous?

Howdy!

Uols drive tak? Dah ada lesen lum? Kalau lum ada lesen, tapi suka hati dok drive bawak kete satu Malaysia, bertaubat lah. Hehehe

For those yg ada lesen, dah baper lama uols drive? RedBerry dapat lesen at the age of 17. Lepas jer habes SPM, terus teruk belaja bawa kete. Kisah nye ada in previous entry (click here).

Mesti ada yg pernah kena saman (RedBerry la tuh....)

Mesti ada pernah langgar lampu merah ..... (erkkkkk... RedBerry la tu....)

Mesti ada yg suka cucuk kete depan...... *angkat tangan...... me....*

Accident?

RedBerry pernah!!!! tapi... tapi.... tapi...... bukan salah RedBerry... org yg langgar kete RedBerry.... uwaaaaaaaaaaaa...... Nasib kete jer yg masuk workshop... i was ok.... alhamdulillah.

Pernah tak uols accident b'coz of your own stupidity? b'coz you drive CARELESSly.....??? pernah?

Ada yg dok sengih tuh.... ye la tu *grin*

What with the title? Owwwhh bukan nye RedBerry yg accident (nauzubillah), tapi one of my staff kat opis. 

Citer nye camnie:

On last Friday, my staff mintak permission nak break lama skit. U know la, lunch break on Friday mmg la dah lama. 2 jam tuh. Kalau dulu opis kat tepi KLCC, boleh la pegi cuci mata tgk makeup. Tapi skang opis dah jauh dari kesibukan kota (ececeeehh), so kalau dapat 2 hrs break tuh, rasa seksa sgt! Tak tau nak pi mana. Dekat2 opis ni mana la ada shopping mall. Bosan la...

Anyway! back to my story. 

My staff ni mintak break awal, the conversation goes like this:~

Girl : I masuk lambat skit after break ye. Nak mintak masuk lambat skit.

I was staring at her.... and said....

RedBerry: Apsal? Nak pi mana? Shopping ek????

Girl : Tak lah. I nak pegi repair kete i  tuh. Nak ajak my fren cari workshop. Nak survey la how much kena. 

RedBerry : Apsal kete? Rosak? 

That girl diam jer.... and sengih... 

RedBerry : Rosak ke? sampai kena repair... bukan ke i nampak kete u tadi.. ok jer.

Girl : u parked dekat ngan kete i ke?

RedBerry: I saw u lah.

Girl : Owhh.. u tak pasan ke bonet kete i kat depan mcm terkopak skit?

RedBerry : ermmm... no.. it looks alrite to me.... *try nak ingat balik*

Girl : I eksiden yesterday.. otw balik umah.

RedBerry (in shock!) : OMG!!!! Kat mana?

Girl : Roundabout dekat ngan my house.

RedBerry : Seriously? Camna leh eksiden? Bukan hujan ke apa pun kan..... *again.. try nak ingat balik hujan ke idak yesterday*

Girl : tak.. tak hujan... kat roundabout tuh panjang sgt queue. 

RedBerry : ok.................. and.... ????? *staring at her...looking for an answer*

Girl : *gelak sorang2* mesti u tak caya....

RedBerry : cakap la...

Girl : I was... ..... *long pause*......
and she continued,
"i was facebook-ing.... updating my FB! Queue panjang sgt, i was so boring. I update my FB lah". *sheepy smile*

I was like............. WHAT THE......!!!!

I was speechless actually... tak tahu nak gelak ke, nak lempang dia *rolling eyes*

Masa balik tuh RedBerry pesan kat dia, "drive elok2... dun forget updating ur status ok!" *devilishly smile*

FACEBOOK-ING while DRIVING..... seriously???? *hentak dahi atas meja*

I just couldn't believe my ears.....  again... updating status on FB??? really????

PESANAN IKHLAS REDBERRY:

Kengkawan yg ku sayangi semua... You may find the story was a joke. But it ain't joke, ladies! This is serious stuff.

PLEASE... Please... please..... Jgn la dok buat bende mengarut nih! Biler nak drive, u drive. Kalau nak texting, facebook-ing, hantar email or whatever u can think of... please don't, STOP la kat mana dulu ye. Kalau takat kete rosak, ok lagi (walaupun duit melayang)... tapi kalau dah nyawa melayang, sapa yg nanges? Ur family jugak.....

Drive Save Stay Save.......ladies!

Remember NO texting while driving.....

Ok la. See ya in my next entry!

Till then... a bientot!

RedBerry

Ahoy, Matey!!! .... PIRATE Costume

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Uols dah tgk kan my previous entry pasal Redberry dressed like a PIRATE? CLICK HERE.

In this entry, RedBerry nak share make up and accessories .. ni kira close up la. Costume ni mmg sesuai for those yg pakai tudung.

Jom kita tgk satu-satu.....

BLACK SELENDANG
RedBerry pakai selendang ni as a first base la kira nye. Ala2 rambut, and nak kasik nampak konon nye RedBerry ni ala2 pirate pakai anting2 la. Hujung selendang ni sebelah ada anting2 ni, sebelah kosong. So yg kosong tuh, RedBerry buat lilit leher. Uols yg pakai tudung boleh la try camni ye. Kata nak make sure tak nampak leher. RedBerry lilit the whole kepala and biarkan yg hujung ada anting2 ni terjurai sebelah kiri. Selendang ni Redberry selit dlm baju, so that takde la nampak cam pakai tudung.

RED SELENDANG
The Red Seledang pulak, RedBerry lilit on top of the black selendang. Yg ni takyah lilit satu kepala. tapi buat ala2 bandana gitiewww. Both hujung selendang tuh, biarkan terjurai jatuh sebelah kanan. Yg ni boleh dikatakan ala2 Gypsy. Kat tepi 'bandana' tuh, uols la letak brush mcm anting2 bollywood. Nampak la feminine and glamour skit.

From behind, nampak  camni. Kemas and nampak glamour la jugak kat kepala tu. hahahah Pirate glamour.

DARK EYES and RED LIPS

Dark eyes: Black (all over lid), Dark brown (crease), Dark green and violet (outer V corner and lower lid), MAC Phloof (brow bone), thick black eyeliner

Red Lips: MAC Lipliner in Beet & MAC lipstick in Red Russian (my new favourite l/l and l/s!!!)

Ni masa Redberry buat trial make up ni. On that nite, Redberry pakai makeup lagi pekat/dark coz malam. Nak kasik nampak la muka makeup. Tapi Redberry tak sempat nak amik close up.

OWL NECKLACE

Nak memeriahkan lagi baju tuh, pakai la necklace. Biasa nye kalau pirate, shape tengkorak kan? Tapi RedBerry ngeri lah nak pakai tu, lagi pun next time dah tak pakai jawap nya.. kalau beli shape tengkorak. So RedBerry pilih owl necklace. Takde la membazir beli kan? Next time boleh pakai lagi.

LOOSE BANGLES
Kat tangan biasa nye pirates pakai tight leather bracelet. Tapi RedBerry tak jumpa. Nasib la ada bangles yg murah ni. It costs me only RM15. Besar lak tuh. Berbaloi2....

WHITE/CREAM/BEIGE SHIRT
Biasanye pirates pakai baju besar. Loose white shirts. RedBerry tak sesuai nak pakai white, so tukar la skit, pakai kaler creamy/beige shirts. Satu lagi kalau nak nampak ala2 pirate/gypsy, pakai la tight vest. Nasib baju tu, 2 in 1... hahaha dah ada vest. RedBerry beli ni kat Metrojaya, Midvalley.




LONG DARK SKIRTS
Ni favourite RedBerry. Beli skirts ni pun bukan sebab semata2 pirate ni. Mmg nak pakai hari2 dating ngan husband pun. Skirts ni RedBerry beli kat British India.



LONG DARK BOOTS
Mula2 RedBerry nak pakai heels jer. Tapi tak elok la. Tak nampak pirate. Dok selongkar kasut2, nasib la ada boots nih. MRB pun suggest pakai boots ni, dia kata baru la PIRATE!!!

and......................... PIRATE SWORD
Toys budak2. Boleh dapat dlm harga RM2.50 jer. Janji sword ni complete my costume. *grin*

Are you ready to take over the seas????!!!

FARE THEE WELL, PIRATES!!!!

Ok la. See ya in my next entry!

Till then... a bientot!

RedBerry

PIRATE's Nite..... Female Best Dress!

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Ahoy! Matey! Are u ready to take over the sea????? Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......come on board me ship!!!!!

Uols! Hahahaha lama nyeee tak update blog ni. Bukan tak winduuuuuuu tapi tak nyempat2 nak menaip nye. RedBerry ada citer best nak share. Last sunday, our Group Finance ada buat team building kat Pangkor Resort. Kalau tak silap, Pantai Teluk Belanga a.k.a Pantai Puteri Dewi.

First time RedBerry sampai ke Pangkor. Beach mmg cantekkkkkk.. terbaeeeeekkkk!

Uols tahu la kan kalau dah team building, activities pun lasak2 la kan? I think most of you dah biasa dah ngan team building ni kan? Anyway, yg paling best, RedBerry nak share is our dinner. Bukan dinner biasa2 nye tau... it was PIRATE THEMED NIGHT!!! AAaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

RedBerry pun nak join sekali la.. tingin nak rasa ala2 Pirate kan... so, RedBerry pun mix and match la baju, skirts, boots and tudung yg ada. Kan RedBerry pi keje pakai tudung, so of coz la masa dinner ngan company, RedBerry kena bertudung. Nasib baik la ternampak gaya2 pirate bertudung kat youtube. Apa lagi.... tiruuuuuuuuuu laaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Guess what!! Tak disangka2... RedBerry dapat FEMALE BEST DRESS!!! wakakakaka... tu la kira highlight of the night. Hahaha... MRB pun tak caya. Hahaha

Best nite ever!

GAYA PIRATE... ala2 Classique Red Berry........... 

TAAAAAAaaaRRRaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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Dress like a pirate! Ahoy!!

From head to toe:

Tudung/Selendang : kaler hitam - RM16, merah - RM10 (kiosk kat Giant)

Baju ala2 waitress : Brand - ZONA - RM50++ (kalau tak silap)... Metrojaya

Shawl tiga segi : RM20 (kedai kat Giant)

Skirts (this is my favourite!): RM320++ .... British India

Boots : EUR20.. lama punye, pakai masa kat paris dulu.

Accessories: 

Owl necklace - RM12++ ... KLCC

Bangles - RM15++ .... KLCC

Pirate sword - RM2.50.... kedai mainan

Ada a few readers nak tahu baper cost semua... tu yg RedBerry letak jer kat sni, so that, uols boleh la budget, kala nak dapat style camnie ye... heheh

Pasal makeup, nanti RedBerry share kat next entry ye.

RB and the team members - Waja Warriors

Lady pirates... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Ahoy, Matey!!! RB with the pirates *grin*

RB with the team members - Waja Warriors

The top 10 for the best dress award

Jom kita tgk... camna RedBerry boleh menang. Kahkahkahkah!!!

Judges (CFO, GMs,) pilih 5 lelaki and 5 pompuan. Kira adil la kan. Kalau tak semua lelaki menang la. hahaha. So for the best dress akan ada sorang laki and sorang pompuan. 

Top 5 for Female Best Dress Award

Ni semua otai2 kat company. Semua org kenal. RedBerry jer org tak brapa nak kenal coz baru jer 5 months keje kat sini. Tapi semua tuh bukan nye halangan for me. Kata dah terpilih pun dah happy sakan. Apa taknye, RedBerry tak pernah dapat lucky draw ke apa ke... sepanjang2 attend company's dinner. Sekali... that nite  dapat lucky draw and terpilih jadi top 10 ni mmg masyuk la.. wakakakka.. jakun jap!

Kalau uols pasan pix kat atas tuh, ni semua top 5 for female best dress. Semua pakai kaw kaw punye. Kalau nak compare RedBerry ngan others candidates, RedBerry punye biasa jer. Yg sebelah RedBerry tuh lagi power pakai, dia siap pi sewa costume tuh. Caya lah!

Actually semua top 10 dapat hadiah, cuma judges nak pilih the best of the best. So nak memeriahkan lagi suasana and saja nak kenakan kami ni.... MC mintak kami jalan ala2 catwalk pirate gitiewwwwwwww.... sapa yg dapat paling byk and kuat sorakan, menang!

RedBerry dah kematu dah, tak tahu nak buat camna. Ye la. RedBerry bukan nye tahu nak catwalk. Sorang2 MC panggey buat catwalk. Siap pasang lagu tuh. Free style la katakan... suka hati we all la nak buat apa kan. Haha... Last sekali, MC panggey nama RedBerry. Masa tuh dah tak kira apa dah. Janji sporting kan! Ahoy, matey!!! BRING IT ON!!! aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Biler start jer music... what i did was..... 

You want me to catwalk... Bring it on!

RedBerry berdiri kat tgh2 stage yg kecik tu, and moved ikut rentak lagu. Then RedBerry jalan cekak pinggang ke kiri, then pusing, sambil ambik sword. Nasib leh cabut sword tuh.. wkakakakaka..

Catwalk ala2 Pirate

Apa lagi... janji catwalk ala2 pirate kan.... RedBerry pun buat la catwalk...  tapi jalan ke belakang, sambil ikut rentak lagu. Masa ni depa gelak bagai nak rak, coz depa mmg tak sangka minah ni buat camni. Wakakaka... semua tuh RedBerry secara spontan. Siap muncung mulut tu.... Kahkahkahkah. Kalau tgk balik video, mmg memalu kan... hahhaa

Don't mess with me!

Last sekali, RedBerry stop kat hujung kanan stage tuh, then tunjuk sword tuh kat MC... wakakkaka... kata dia saja nak kenakan we all.

Lepas tuh RedBerry rasa nak gelak tergolek. Apa laaa yg aku buat nih... takpe2... janji sporting kan? hahaha

Ayooo....  malu nye!!!

Ni masa MC suruh audience kasik sorakan. Apparently, RedBerry dapat sorakan paling GAMAT kat dlm hall tuh... hahahahhaa.... 

Our CFO congratulates me... aye! aye! captain!

Kalau uols pasan, gambar kat atas tu, uols boleh nampak how i tied the red selendang. The black selendang tuh, mmg ada mcm anting2 camtuh melekat kat kain, mmg cantek selendang ni. So nampak la ala2 glamer tahap pirate kan? Walaupun tak pakai topi pirate.... 

Team building group - WAJA Warriors!

I had such an amazing nite! Thanks to all my supporters... hahahahaha

Kalau uols nak tahu camna RedBerry make up malam tuh.... tunggguuuuu my next entry!

Ok la. See ya in my next entry!

FARE THEE WELL, PIRATES!!!!!

Till then... a bientot!

RedBerry

Dab Dib Dub.... berdebar weeeyyy!

Bonjour! Comment allez-vous?

Selamat Berpuasa uols... jgn posa yang yang yok. Ada brapa hari lagi tinggal Ramadhan ni. Syawal akan menjelma. 

Today is 24th August 2011.... It's WEDNESDAY! Ingat tak apa yg RedBerry nak update?

YES!!! Pasal baju raya

Tadi pukul 9.30 pagi, dapat sms, "Salam, boleh tak datang amik baju after bukak posa? Kalau amik after keje takut tak sempat akak nak sembat."

Huh??? Lum siap ke???? Dah la time tuh tgh meeting. Tak keruan RedBerry dibuatnye. Tapi PASRAH..... terus RedBerry replied with, "ok, after berbuka then." Sepanjang2 meeting tuh tak leh nak focus. RISAU... seraaaammmmmmmmm.... jgn petang nanti tetiba dapat sms kata lum siap udah!!!

After berbuka... dlm pukul 8.30pm, RedBerry tried to text her again. "Kak, dah siap belum? Nak pi amik ni."

Tunggu dlm 10 mins, tak reply2. PANIC!! PANIC ATTACK dah start!!

Terus pujuk MRB teman merisik khabar akak muka budget cute itiewwwww....

Sampai jer kat kedai...

RedBerry: Assalamualaikum.............. <dlm hati tuhan jer tahu... serammmmmmm>

Tailor: W'salam...... <as usual... senyum menguntummmm>

RedBerry: Camna kak? Siap? 

Tailor: Satu tuh dah siap... satu lagi jer tgh jahit cangkuk.

LEGA yg amatttttttttttttt.....

Tailor: boleh la nak try dulu.... 

OMG!!! uols.... tak ke nak luruh jantung. Biler dah try satu tuh, the second one pun dah siap. Fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lega. AT LAST!!! penantian berakhir... hahhahaa.... now baru RedBerry boleh gelak!!!! KAHKAHKAHKAH.... nak gelak lagi ...  KAHKAHKAHKAHKAH..... lagi boleh? KAHKAHKAHKAHKAH.....

Yeaaayy!!!! Ni kira hadiah birthday diri sendiri lah ni... Tomorrow, 25th August is my birthday, uols!!! My 33rd Birthday! <dengan bangga tuh announce umur..... wakakakakaka>

*grin* Doakan kesejahteraan hidup RedBerry ye kengkawan!!!

Ok la... see ya in my next entry!

Till then... a bientot!

RedBerry

Siti Kelembai

Bonjour! Comment allez-vous?

This post dah lama dah dlm draft. Al-maklumlah... bz bee. So paham2 je la. Actually saja nak share ngan uols. Last CNY kan cuti panjang. Lepas balik from SP, ada lagi 2 days camtuh cuti. Saja la nak rest and lepak with my dearest Mr RedBerry. We went to Sunway Pyramid for makan-makan, jalan-jalan, window shopping, usha-usha orang.. hehhee.

RedBerry

That day RedBerry pakai baju putih and ada skit kaler green and jeans. Kasut, RedBerry pakai flat shoes jer. Kata santai kan? Makeup pun try buat very minimal lah. Rambut try buat ikat separuh. Ok la kan? What say u?

Anyway, masa tgh makan-makan kat 1901, tetiba RedBerry nampak sorang ni. Her look was very familiar. Pakai sempoi jer. Her makeup was very light. Nampak cam biasa jer la. Tapi since camera dah ada dlm handbag, tanye jer la. Just say hi :P

"Excuse me... Yana ke?" hahahhaha jgn marah, RedBerry main terjah jer. Kalau silap org, tak malu.. cakap jer la SORRY. *grin*

Sekali dia kata, "a'ah" and dia angguk! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh SITI KELEMBAI!!! kalau uols tak tahu sapa Yana Shamsudin, uols pernah tgk citer Adnan Sempit tak? Yg jd secretary pada Intan Lydiana tuh.. or kalau uols tgk citer SITI KELEMBAI... then uols tahu la who she is then *smile*

Yana and RedBerry

Knowing me... kalau ada camera, jumpa celebrity... takkan taknak amik gambar kan? :P

Thanks, Baby Sayang aka Mr RedBerry for the photo.

Saja nak share.. sharing is caring! XOXO

Ok la. See ya in my next entry!

Till then... a bientot!

RedBerry

Fox and spoon.... pardon me?

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Ni kisah benar wokey :) It happened last week at my office. Biasa la kan lunch either kita eat out or tapau, right? If uols tapau and bawak ur own cutlery, takde problem la kan. Lepas makan, basuh, simpan dlm drawer. But for those who are just like me, who's so lazy to bring our own to the office, mesti la pinjam from a pantry. Ye tak? 

Biasa kalau tapau kat tempat lain, ada sekali ngan sudu and garpu kan? Tapi gerai kat my office tu jarang kasik sudu or garpu nih. So kena lah pinjam yg kat Pantry tuh. Kita dah biasa, lepas makan letak jer fork and spoon kat dlm bekas polisterin tuh kan, and tutup and BUANG! So what happened recently, ramai yg TERBUANG, sekali ngan sudu garpu. Hahaha... so our tea lady bising la kat our HOD's secretary, Kak N (bukan nama sebenar) :P. 

Mmg dah terkenal seantero dunia yg Kak N ni mmg giler kuasa. I am not joking, she's really gila kuasa. Sometimes most of us are confused, minah nih just a secretary ke? Vice President? *chuckle*

Anyway, since tea lady dah mengadu domba, she started to take action by sending a not-so-gentle REMINDER to all of us at our division. As usual and as expected, we'll get such a lengthy e-mail and of coz here and there, there will be a few exclamation mark! bang! bang! bang! bang bang!!! *giggle*

Fork and Spoon

Mula2 tgk title - "FOX AND SPOON" ... wokey... musang and sudu. Interesting. Ni nak bercerita dongeng ke apa? Then we just went thru the e-mail line by line. Apa kes nih, musang and sudu and pasal tapau. Bang!bang! bang! booommm!! Ada a few para dlm e-mail tuh, and the words, "FOX and SPOON" repeatedly said in each of the para. Wait! Did she just mean FORK and SPOON. right? Bukannye FOX? Sah!!! Ni mmg kes salah eja. Bukan typo nih.. mmg dia eja FORK.. jadi FOX... aaawwwwuuuuuu! Bang! bang! Bang! (saja nak guna exclamation mark jugak.. hehe).

It's a Fox... not fork

Aduihh.. kalau kes typo, sekali wokey la. Ni salah eja, and mmg she thot that 'fork' is spelled F.O.X. We all dok diam jer la. We got her point .. her message. Ok, lepas makan kena basuh and letak FORK and spoon balik kat tempat asal. jgn ler pi buang. habis la harta office. Understood! (nak jugak exclamation mark tuh.. hahha)

Most of us malas la nak layan, or nak tegur dia punye salah. Eventho dia dah hantar kat semua org and memalukan diri sendiri. So taknak obvious, we all semua dok diam. BUT, there is one guy, one particular guy yg selalu selamba badak tegur salah org, sent her an e-mail saying that 'fork' is supposedly spelled  F.O.R.K... not F.O.X. We all pasan, lepas tuh cepat2 kak N ni hantar e-mail cakap typo. Wakakkakaa... lepas tuh baru la kami semua bising. 

Wait!!! bukan nak gelak kan dia pun... but please la, nak marah org pun, masa nak hantar e-mail with lotsa exclamation marks, check dulu spelling tuh. Buat malu jer. Tapi knowing her, dia tak pernah rasa malu. WATEVER! 

Everytime nampak FORK and SPOON... trasa nak gelak. Lawak gak. It's just another story of my office. 

Ok la. see ya in my next entry!

Till then...a bientot!
RedBerry

Dah habes tgk gambar?????

Bonjour! Comment allez-vous?

Al-kisah di suatu hari, Mr RedBerry pegi la ke *ttuuuuuuutttt* (sorry, takleh nak disclose nama company) nak buat urusan skit lah. Actually nak pegi terminate telephone line. Kalau nak terminate biasa nye takyah tunggu lama, amik nombor and terus pegi ke Termination counter. Masa tuh pagi, weekdays pulak tuh, so takde la ramai yg amat and pulak tuh yg ada kat situ sumer nak buat payment dan urusan lain. Nombor pulak start with 2xxxx. Mr RedBerry dapat nombor starts with 3. So paham2 la kan? Mesti tak ramai. Well, mmg tak ramai pun. Apparently, Mr RedBerry sorang jer nak terminate number that day. Mr RedBerry tgk jer la kat counter tuh, minah yg jaga tuh bz tahap cipan! So he thot, "errmm bz la tuh, tgh buat processing ke apa. Takpe la, just tunggu jer la."

Sambil2 tuh, Mr RedBerry dok jalan2 jer la depan counter tuh kan, kasik signal "weeyy, i am waiting for my turn nih".. tapi minah tuh buat derk jer. Fine... Mr RedBerry pun pegi la lalu kat tepi counter. Counter tuh kat hujung sekali and SILAP BESAR!!! ada cermin!!!! So Mr RedBerry saja ler intai skit. MASAK!!! Mmg minah tuh cari pasal ngan my husband. *chuckle*. Muka dia sebijik mcm makcik kat pix atas tuh, i mean punye la serious tgk screen. Guess what! she was looking at some photos taken by her colleagues, frens or relatives. U know photos yg huraayy huraaayyy... posing sana sni! Mr RedBerry bengang la. Dia kata, "siap la budak nih". Hahahhaa.... knowing him... mmg nak mati la budak tuh! *gelak tergolek*

Tetiba, number my husband dipanggil... jeng jeng jeng..... dgn muka relaks and FAKE smile, dia greeted my husband. Alaa kata dah kena trained kan. Buat2 la senyum tuh :P

Apa lagi! First ayat from my husband was, "haaaaah! Dah habis tgk gambar?????" amik ko!!!! Kahkahkahkah.. muka minah tuh terus pucat and terkesima! Hahaha. My husband tanye lagi, "dah habis ke tgk gambar?"... terus dia jawab dgn KONONnye nak cover line yg tak tercover tuh.."eh mana ada Encik. Saya tgh buat clean up." Aduihhh nak menipu pun, silap org la, der! Mr RedBerry terus cakap, "siap! i akan complaint kat ur boss!" hahhaa.. terus muka minah tuh masaaaaammmmm mencuka. Aik? Tadi senyum? Ni dah masam??? Lalalalalalalalala.. RedBerry dgr citer nih, gelak tak hengat! Sapa suruh cari pasai ngan my husband. Mmg nak kena atas muka direct punye! 

Besok nye tuh, RedBerry cuti and pegi sekali lagi ke tempat sama, sebab urusan Mr RedBerry on that day tak settle, sebab minah tuh cakap lain, yg budak jaga tekan2 nombor giliran kasik info lain. He got FED UP! So RedBerry la kena buat kan. Tapi malangnye, hari tuh counter tuh takde org. RedBerry suspect, minah tuh demam kura2 lepas kena kaw kaw ngan Mr RedBerry. Ermm.. sapa suruh mengulaq time customer tgh tunggu kan?

RedBerry bukan nak memalukan org ke apa. Takde niat. Tapi it's a lesson jugak la kan? Paham la, kita pun human jugak. Kat ofc tuh, tipu kalau RedBerry kata tak pernah mengulaq.. i mean tak pernah tgk internet or baca blog ke time ofc hours, tapi pandai2 la. Kalau ada keje urgent, buat dulu, habis kan dulu, settle dulu... then lepas tuh nak tgk gambar ke, FB ke, internet sampai lebam pun takpe la. Esp kalau kerja directly ngan customers and clients, jgn la buat depan2. Kita yg malu, and company pun dapat nama yg tak brapa sedap didgr nanti. Complaint satu hal.

Saja nak share story nih, until now RedBerry gelak kalau tingat citer nih.

Happy working, uols!

See ya in my next entry, yes?

Till then... a bientot!

RedBerry

Did he just... yerrrkkkk!! Busuk nye!!!!

Bonjour! Comment allez-vous?

RedBerry cukup tak suka naik lift aka elevator awal2 pagi. Ye lah, sesak sgt. Everybody mcm rush jer kan nak masuk opis. Pulak tuh, kalau nak tunggu the next lift, mmg masak ler. Lagi ramai org nak naik. Apa2 hal pun, kena la naik jugak. Lift mana yg bukak, terus masuk.

Nak dijadikan cerita, ada la sekali tuh, RedBerry mcm biasa la, lepas amik newspaper, beli breakfast, berkejar2 la naik lift. As usual, RedBerry mana la tgk org kalau masuk lift ni. Unless kalau ada org tegur and say hi to me, baru la perasan sapa dlm lift. My office at level 20. So masa RedBerry nak tekan button tuh, boleh nampak la floor mana yg akan berenti. RedBerry nampak la ada org tekan floor 22. Fine! Ada budak opis satu lift. Tapi department lain. Buat derk jer la, baca paper.

Before sampai ke level 20, RedBerry tgk tinggal RedBerry and sorang mamat nih. I know his name, and which department he is from, tapi tak pernah tegur sapa. Dia pun buat muka masam jer, RedBerry malas la nak tegur kan. Biler dah sampai level 20, lift terbukak, RedBerry keluar la.. tak sampai dua langkah RedBerry jalan... TETIBA....!!!!

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Preeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt pooopp pooopppppp!!!!!

Oh My! Oh My!!

DIA KENTUT!!! aduihhhhh yaaaaaiiiiii.... terperanjat haku! Tapi RedBerry tak pusing la tgk kan, sebab rasa nye dia pun segan. Salah budget la kot! Mayb he thought the lift would close the door a few sec after RedBerry keluar kot. Knowing the lifts kat building nih, mmg KO skit. Kdg2 mmg lambat tutup. Hahahahah dia tak tahan sgt kot! Kesian... Patut la muka mencuka.. tahan kentut rupanye!!! *gelak tergolek* Aduihhh.. ampunnn... dah la RedBerry cam muka dia and of coz dia pun cam muka RedBerry!!!

Since that incident, everytime terserempak ngan dia, mmg RedBerry rasa nak pitam. Terngiang2 bunyi bom atom tuh and rasa nak gelak sakan pun ada. Tapi tak baik gelak. Gelak dlm hati jer la. hikhikhik...

Luckily, he's no longer with our company. Or else.. mmg everytime jumpa, RedBerry rasa geli hati la. Bukan nak memalukan sesapa. In fact RedBerry tak mention his name pun dlm nih. Just something to share with uols... *grin* Lift oh! Lift...

Nasib tak kentut dlm lift *pitam*

Ok la. See ya in my next entry!

Till then... A bientot!
RedBerry



The way u drive... drives me CRAZY!

Bonjour! Comment allez-vous?

Uols drive kete tak? Drive tu drive jugak... lesen terbang ke lesen betul? *hikksss* Bukan apa, RedBerry perasan kita yg berjiwa muda remaja, yg masih berdarah yg panas menggelegak (nak jugak tuhh claim muda.. mesti!) kalau drive kete ke, bawak motor ke... mesti kalah Tom Cruise dlm Mission Impossible or Angelina Jolie dlm Tomb Raider! Haaa amik ko!

RedBerry dah drive kete almost 15 years. Ye lah... my age pun dah 32 kan. I got my driving licence when i was swweeeeettttt 17 lagi. Habis jer SPM, terus drive tak hengat. Kena saman on Christmas day la, langgar pokok pisang la, mcm2 dah. Kata darah muda kan, time2 tuh. Hahaha... Seronok sgt dapat bwk kete. Haru tul... jakun tak hengat! *tepuk dahi*

 

Tailgating

Masa muda remaja dulu, habit RedBerry yg tak brapa elok la ek... RedBerry suka tailgating! Cucuk kete depan. Hahaha.. i know.. i know.. mmg kurang asam. Ada sekali tuh we were driving in group heading to Kuala Terengganu. Kebetulan RedBerry drive belakang sorang Uncle nih. Masa stop nak makan and rest, Uncle tu dtg jumpa RedBerry and tanye, "mmg suka drive cucuk bontot kete ek?" ... alamak! Uncle dah sound. Tak sedar la masa tuh, kata mmg dah habit kan. Tapi kaki ni mmg expert la kalau takat nak cucuk and break emergency, anytime. Takde problem. Again, sebab darah muda and otak tak leh pk panjang!

Biler dah matured skit nih, RedBerry dah drive elok la skit. Plus kena tegur ngan husband kan. Before nih bawak kete mcm pelesit! Hahaha skang RedBerry bawak kete just like an angel *gelak tergolek*.. jgn la caya ek.. tapi elok la skit dr dulu. So, now RedBerry dah tahu dah sakit hati nye kalau org tailgating kita!!!! Uols, kalau ada org tailgating uols, apa uols buat? Ada org ajar kita, kalau org cucuk, kita tekan break slow2 byk kali.... kira mcm warning la kat org tukang cucuk tuh. TAPI!! tak semua org paham ngan warning tuh. Apa uols akan buat? Yeeeee.... semua org akan buat camnie, kasik signal kiri, masuk lane kiri... mengalah. Dun worry, mengalah tak bererti kalah. Elok pun, at least kalau kita dok layan org camni, tak ke pasal2 accident. Sapa rugi? Kita jugak kan.... :)

Kdg2 RedBerry buat kering jer, Uols.... esp kalau pagi2 kan. Kita pun rushing jugak, tapi ada jer org nak buat kita geram pagi2. Kalau org tailgating pagi2, kena lak mood kita ke laut arie tuh... mmg RedBerry buat derk je. Dia hi beam ke, honk the horn ke... boleh buat pekak jer. Unless kalau tu ambulans lain la :P Mr RedBerry lak, kalau org tailgating him, alaa yg driver yg entah apa2 nih, dia tunggu org tu cucuk2 dekat skit, lepas tuh dia break! Pernah sekali tuh, kete belakang tuh mcm jd sasau kejap. Tu la, sapa suruh mendajal lagi? Lepas dia overtake our car, Mr RedBerry sengih jer, org tuh membebel and honk kita... serve u rite!

Satu lagi masalah drive kat KL nih, org2 kat KL nih mmg psycho. Pysho sebab tak sanggup nak jam kot. Kalau traffic tuh slow kan... uols pasan tak, kalau kita kasik signal nak masuk lane kanan or kiri.. i mean nak tukar lane la... kete kat lane sebelah tuh, terus pecut, tak kasik kita masuk.. pasan tak???? Kan??? Asem betul... ni mesti suka makan asam. Org mcm nih, RedBerry selalu la kena. Tension tul.. tapi kalau nak 'berperang' pun tak guna. Stuck in the jam jugak ye tak? Biar jer la.

Whatever it is, kita try la drive dgn elok ye. RedBerry pun dah bertaubat dah. Skang bawak kete biasa2 jer. Tapi uols jgn bawak slow sgt kat KL nih. Tu pun bahaya. Bawak secara sederhana... tak laju tak slow sgt. Sayang la nyawa kita ye....

Drive carefully and be safe!

Ok la. See ya in my next entry!

Till then... A Bientot!
RedBerry